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  • Jan. 30th, 2009 at 11:38 PM
sneak preview, I could teach you but I'd have to charge, if you want to buy my wares, now known as Grandpasexual?, blooms in adversity, nothing but pure intentions, I'll haunt the world inside you, I saw you with Watanuki last night, you gonna get raped~~, my secret?, my bargaining chips, made to give you fever, and all our yesterdays, hope of what's to come, assume the position, and all places are alike to me, is this our farewell, now that's just too much, hate is a strong word, black magic woman, this is not compensating for anything, NO MORE GAY ANTICS UNLESS I CAN WATCH, fondness, floating world, but why is the rum gone?, look at me I'm Sandra-Dee, somebody stop me, see what the boys in the back will have, u got a pretty mouth, losing it so completely, we disappear we die but we don't, everything is A-OK, know what Seishirou told Subaru?, I know Himawari's measurements, an offer you can't refuse, now that's some good shit, the answer's at the bottom, searching for a man all across Japan, we come armed!, oooh. oooh. don't stop., why yes I AM awesome, payment, but have you got the touch?, they grow up so fast~, Clow was bigger, with poison painted on your lips, unkempt promises, slow like honey and heavy with mood, more than smoke and mirrors, k-k-k-kuroagehachou, I can fill it better, mokona's keywords suck, come here boy, let's go~!, lube for the CLAMP orgy!, I've got you under my skin, kanda is my little sister, hocus pocus, Witch of the Dimensions, anything for a customer~, what you don't know can hurt you, you do what you have to do, tentacle pornographer, thinking of you naked should be more fun, denied, it's not rape if I like it, oh you silly children, claim this stranger's grace, guess where my fingers were last night, CLAMP'd in the yee, and tell them I died of the same, yeah. they're real., two-faced people, other things are more important, okay okay you're straight, but then I got high, Tamahome~~~, hay Watanuki I found your bl manga, entropy, bored now, like HOW TO USE YOUR TONGUE, tease a little more, self-fulfilling prophecies, it's a hangover. who knows what I mean?, motivation and sincerity, it's inescapable, likes balls, the importance of body language, just too good to be true, patience on a monument, exitus acta probat, best part is they don't suspect a thing, so is this your first threesome?, god says nothing back, tell your children the truth, I have Kurogane's balls in a death grip, I'm not this enough for drunk, it's a penis freeee~~ girl cavityyy~~, poor unfortunate soul, not pictured: Watanuki, HOW DARE THEY MOCK MY GENIUS
For reference and to keep track of wtf Yuuko does with all her stuff ...

( Watanuki should keep the inventory :| )

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ITP: Yuuko Continues Being A Godmoding Bitch (what else is new)

  • May. 17th, 2008 at 1:08 AM
sneak preview, I could teach you but I'd have to charge, if you want to buy my wares, now known as Grandpasexual?, blooms in adversity, nothing but pure intentions, I'll haunt the world inside you, I saw you with Watanuki last night, you gonna get raped~~, my secret?, my bargaining chips, made to give you fever, and all our yesterdays, hope of what's to come, assume the position, and all places are alike to me, is this our farewell, now that's just too much, hate is a strong word, black magic woman, this is not compensating for anything, NO MORE GAY ANTICS UNLESS I CAN WATCH, fondness, floating world, but why is the rum gone?, look at me I'm Sandra-Dee, somebody stop me, see what the boys in the back will have, u got a pretty mouth, losing it so completely, we disappear we die but we don't, everything is A-OK, know what Seishirou told Subaru?, I know Himawari's measurements, an offer you can't refuse, now that's some good shit, the answer's at the bottom, searching for a man all across Japan, we come armed!, oooh. oooh. don't stop., why yes I AM awesome, payment, but have you got the touch?, they grow up so fast~, Clow was bigger, with poison painted on your lips, unkempt promises, slow like honey and heavy with mood, more than smoke and mirrors, k-k-k-kuroagehachou, I can fill it better, mokona's keywords suck, come here boy, let's go~!, lube for the CLAMP orgy!, I've got you under my skin, kanda is my little sister, hocus pocus, Witch of the Dimensions, anything for a customer~, what you don't know can hurt you, you do what you have to do, tentacle pornographer, thinking of you naked should be more fun, denied, it's not rape if I like it, oh you silly children, claim this stranger's grace, guess where my fingers were last night, CLAMP'd in the yee, and tell them I died of the same, yeah. they're real., two-faced people, other things are more important, okay okay you're straight, but then I got high, Tamahome~~~, hay Watanuki I found your bl manga, entropy, bored now, like HOW TO USE YOUR TONGUE, tease a little more, self-fulfilling prophecies, it's a hangover. who knows what I mean?, motivation and sincerity, it's inescapable, likes balls, the importance of body language, just too good to be true, patience on a monument, exitus acta probat, best part is they don't suspect a thing, so is this your first threesome?, god says nothing back, tell your children the truth, I have Kurogane's balls in a death grip, I'm not this enough for drunk, it's a penis freeee~~ girl cavityyy~~, poor unfortunate soul, not pictured: Watanuki, HOW DARE THEY MOCK MY GENIUS
I think it's finally time to clean out the storeroom~

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[IC] setting up stuff

  • Feb. 3rd, 2008 at 11:24 PM
sneak preview, I could teach you but I'd have to charge, if you want to buy my wares, now known as Grandpasexual?, blooms in adversity, nothing but pure intentions, I'll haunt the world inside you, I saw you with Watanuki last night, you gonna get raped~~, my secret?, my bargaining chips, made to give you fever, and all our yesterdays, hope of what's to come, assume the position, and all places are alike to me, is this our farewell, now that's just too much, hate is a strong word, black magic woman, this is not compensating for anything, NO MORE GAY ANTICS UNLESS I CAN WATCH, fondness, floating world, but why is the rum gone?, look at me I'm Sandra-Dee, somebody stop me, see what the boys in the back will have, u got a pretty mouth, losing it so completely, we disappear we die but we don't, everything is A-OK, know what Seishirou told Subaru?, I know Himawari's measurements, an offer you can't refuse, now that's some good shit, the answer's at the bottom, searching for a man all across Japan, we come armed!, oooh. oooh. don't stop., why yes I AM awesome, payment, but have you got the touch?, they grow up so fast~, Clow was bigger, with poison painted on your lips, unkempt promises, slow like honey and heavy with mood, more than smoke and mirrors, k-k-k-kuroagehachou, I can fill it better, mokona's keywords suck, come here boy, let's go~!, lube for the CLAMP orgy!, I've got you under my skin, kanda is my little sister, hocus pocus, Witch of the Dimensions, anything for a customer~, what you don't know can hurt you, you do what you have to do, tentacle pornographer, thinking of you naked should be more fun, denied, it's not rape if I like it, oh you silly children, claim this stranger's grace, guess where my fingers were last night, CLAMP'd in the yee, and tell them I died of the same, yeah. they're real., two-faced people, other things are more important, okay okay you're straight, but then I got high, Tamahome~~~, hay Watanuki I found your bl manga, entropy, bored now, like HOW TO USE YOUR TONGUE, tease a little more, self-fulfilling prophecies, it's a hangover. who knows what I mean?, motivation and sincerity, it's inescapable, likes balls, the importance of body language, just too good to be true, patience on a monument, exitus acta probat, best part is they don't suspect a thing, so is this your first threesome?, god says nothing back, tell your children the truth, I have Kurogane's balls in a death grip, I'm not this enough for drunk, it's a penis freeee~~ girl cavityyy~~, poor unfortunate soul, not pictured: Watanuki, HOW DARE THEY MOCK MY GENIUS
[in the early evening and/or twilight, outside a grandiose house, is an attractive woman sitting on the steps of the porch. pausing every so often from smoking her pipe, she refills her glass from the rather large bottle sitting next to her. she looks like she's waiting for someone.]

((OOC: SPOILER WARNING FOR PERSONA 3 if you have not finished the game, DON'T READ THIS))

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[OOC] zeh ID cards~

  • Jan. 27th, 2008 at 5:59 PM
sneak preview, I could teach you but I'd have to charge, if you want to buy my wares, now known as Grandpasexual?, blooms in adversity, nothing but pure intentions, I'll haunt the world inside you, I saw you with Watanuki last night, you gonna get raped~~, my secret?, my bargaining chips, made to give you fever, and all our yesterdays, hope of what's to come, assume the position, and all places are alike to me, is this our farewell, now that's just too much, hate is a strong word, black magic woman, this is not compensating for anything, NO MORE GAY ANTICS UNLESS I CAN WATCH, fondness, floating world, but why is the rum gone?, look at me I'm Sandra-Dee, somebody stop me, see what the boys in the back will have, u got a pretty mouth, losing it so completely, we disappear we die but we don't, everything is A-OK, know what Seishirou told Subaru?, I know Himawari's measurements, an offer you can't refuse, now that's some good shit, the answer's at the bottom, searching for a man all across Japan, we come armed!, oooh. oooh. don't stop., why yes I AM awesome, payment, but have you got the touch?, they grow up so fast~, Clow was bigger, with poison painted on your lips, unkempt promises, slow like honey and heavy with mood, more than smoke and mirrors, k-k-k-kuroagehachou, I can fill it better, mokona's keywords suck, come here boy, let's go~!, lube for the CLAMP orgy!, I've got you under my skin, kanda is my little sister, hocus pocus, Witch of the Dimensions, anything for a customer~, what you don't know can hurt you, you do what you have to do, tentacle pornographer, thinking of you naked should be more fun, denied, it's not rape if I like it, oh you silly children, claim this stranger's grace, guess where my fingers were last night, CLAMP'd in the yee, and tell them I died of the same, yeah. they're real., two-faced people, other things are more important, okay okay you're straight, but then I got high, Tamahome~~~, hay Watanuki I found your bl manga, entropy, bored now, like HOW TO USE YOUR TONGUE, tease a little more, self-fulfilling prophecies, it's a hangover. who knows what I mean?, motivation and sincerity, it's inescapable, likes balls, the importance of body language, just too good to be true, patience on a monument, exitus acta probat, best part is they don't suspect a thing, so is this your first threesome?, god says nothing back, tell your children the truth, I have Kurogane's balls in a death grip, I'm not this enough for drunk, it's a penis freeee~~ girl cavityyy~~, poor unfortunate soul, not pictured: Watanuki, HOW DARE THEY MOCK MY GENIUS
( Not that Yuuko needs one but ... )

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[Fic] Mononoke/xxxHOLiC pr0n uhuhuhu

  • Jan. 18th, 2008 at 10:53 PM
sneak preview, I could teach you but I'd have to charge, if you want to buy my wares, now known as Grandpasexual?, blooms in adversity, nothing but pure intentions, I'll haunt the world inside you, I saw you with Watanuki last night, you gonna get raped~~, my secret?, my bargaining chips, made to give you fever, and all our yesterdays, hope of what's to come, assume the position, and all places are alike to me, is this our farewell, now that's just too much, hate is a strong word, black magic woman, this is not compensating for anything, NO MORE GAY ANTICS UNLESS I CAN WATCH, fondness, floating world, but why is the rum gone?, look at me I'm Sandra-Dee, somebody stop me, see what the boys in the back will have, u got a pretty mouth, losing it so completely, we disappear we die but we don't, everything is A-OK, know what Seishirou told Subaru?, I know Himawari's measurements, an offer you can't refuse, now that's some good shit, the answer's at the bottom, searching for a man all across Japan, we come armed!, oooh. oooh. don't stop., why yes I AM awesome, payment, but have you got the touch?, they grow up so fast~, Clow was bigger, with poison painted on your lips, unkempt promises, slow like honey and heavy with mood, more than smoke and mirrors, k-k-k-kuroagehachou, I can fill it better, mokona's keywords suck, come here boy, let's go~!, lube for the CLAMP orgy!, I've got you under my skin, kanda is my little sister, hocus pocus, Witch of the Dimensions, anything for a customer~, what you don't know can hurt you, you do what you have to do, tentacle pornographer, thinking of you naked should be more fun, denied, it's not rape if I like it, oh you silly children, claim this stranger's grace, guess where my fingers were last night, CLAMP'd in the yee, and tell them I died of the same, yeah. they're real., two-faced people, other things are more important, okay okay you're straight, but then I got high, Tamahome~~~, hay Watanuki I found your bl manga, entropy, bored now, like HOW TO USE YOUR TONGUE, tease a little more, self-fulfilling prophecies, it's a hangover. who knows what I mean?, motivation and sincerity, it's inescapable, likes balls, the importance of body language, just too good to be true, patience on a monument, exitus acta probat, best part is they don't suspect a thing, so is this your first threesome?, god says nothing back, tell your children the truth, I have Kurogane's balls in a death grip, I'm not this enough for drunk, it's a penis freeee~~ girl cavityyy~~, poor unfortunate soul, not pictured: Watanuki, HOW DARE THEY MOCK MY GENIUS
[info]nekokoban continues to love me. ♥

( A Convenient Arrangement )

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[OOC] Thread Collection (December 23rd - December 29th)

  • Dec. 24th, 2007 at 5:51 PM
sneak preview, I could teach you but I'd have to charge, if you want to buy my wares, now known as Grandpasexual?, blooms in adversity, nothing but pure intentions, I'll haunt the world inside you, I saw you with Watanuki last night, you gonna get raped~~, my secret?, my bargaining chips, made to give you fever, and all our yesterdays, hope of what's to come, assume the position, and all places are alike to me, is this our farewell, now that's just too much, hate is a strong word, black magic woman, this is not compensating for anything, NO MORE GAY ANTICS UNLESS I CAN WATCH, fondness, floating world, but why is the rum gone?, look at me I'm Sandra-Dee, somebody stop me, see what the boys in the back will have, u got a pretty mouth, losing it so completely, we disappear we die but we don't, everything is A-OK, know what Seishirou told Subaru?, I know Himawari's measurements, an offer you can't refuse, now that's some good shit, the answer's at the bottom, searching for a man all across Japan, we come armed!, oooh. oooh. don't stop., why yes I AM awesome, payment, but have you got the touch?, they grow up so fast~, Clow was bigger, with poison painted on your lips, unkempt promises, slow like honey and heavy with mood, more than smoke and mirrors, k-k-k-kuroagehachou, I can fill it better, mokona's keywords suck, come here boy, let's go~!, lube for the CLAMP orgy!, I've got you under my skin, kanda is my little sister, hocus pocus, Witch of the Dimensions, anything for a customer~, what you don't know can hurt you, you do what you have to do, tentacle pornographer, thinking of you naked should be more fun, denied, it's not rape if I like it, oh you silly children, claim this stranger's grace, guess where my fingers were last night, CLAMP'd in the yee, and tell them I died of the same, yeah. they're real., two-faced people, other things are more important, okay okay you're straight, but then I got high, Tamahome~~~, hay Watanuki I found your bl manga, entropy, bored now, like HOW TO USE YOUR TONGUE, tease a little more, self-fulfilling prophecies, it's a hangover. who knows what I mean?, motivation and sincerity, it's inescapable, likes balls, the importance of body language, just too good to be true, patience on a monument, exitus acta probat, best part is they don't suspect a thing, so is this your first threesome?, god says nothing back, tell your children the truth, I have Kurogane's balls in a death grip, I'm not this enough for drunk, it's a penis freeee~~ girl cavityyy~~, poor unfortunate soul, not pictured: Watanuki, HOW DARE THEY MOCK MY GENIUS
( December 23rd - December 29th )
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[OOC] srs bizness rly

  • Dec. 18th, 2007 at 11:11 PM
sneak preview, I could teach you but I'd have to charge, if you want to buy my wares, now known as Grandpasexual?, blooms in adversity, nothing but pure intentions, I'll haunt the world inside you, I saw you with Watanuki last night, you gonna get raped~~, my secret?, my bargaining chips, made to give you fever, and all our yesterdays, hope of what's to come, assume the position, and all places are alike to me, is this our farewell, now that's just too much, hate is a strong word, black magic woman, this is not compensating for anything, NO MORE GAY ANTICS UNLESS I CAN WATCH, fondness, floating world, but why is the rum gone?, look at me I'm Sandra-Dee, somebody stop me, see what the boys in the back will have, u got a pretty mouth, losing it so completely, we disappear we die but we don't, everything is A-OK, know what Seishirou told Subaru?, I know Himawari's measurements, an offer you can't refuse, now that's some good shit, the answer's at the bottom, searching for a man all across Japan, we come armed!, oooh. oooh. don't stop., why yes I AM awesome, payment, but have you got the touch?, they grow up so fast~, Clow was bigger, with poison painted on your lips, unkempt promises, slow like honey and heavy with mood, more than smoke and mirrors, k-k-k-kuroagehachou, I can fill it better, mokona's keywords suck, come here boy, let's go~!, lube for the CLAMP orgy!, I've got you under my skin, kanda is my little sister, hocus pocus, Witch of the Dimensions, anything for a customer~, what you don't know can hurt you, you do what you have to do, tentacle pornographer, thinking of you naked should be more fun, denied, it's not rape if I like it, oh you silly children, claim this stranger's grace, guess where my fingers were last night, CLAMP'd in the yee, and tell them I died of the same, yeah. they're real., two-faced people, other things are more important, okay okay you're straight, but then I got high, Tamahome~~~, hay Watanuki I found your bl manga, entropy, bored now, like HOW TO USE YOUR TONGUE, tease a little more, self-fulfilling prophecies, it's a hangover. who knows what I mean?, motivation and sincerity, it's inescapable, likes balls, the importance of body language, just too good to be true, patience on a monument, exitus acta probat, best part is they don't suspect a thing, so is this your first threesome?, god says nothing back, tell your children the truth, I have Kurogane's balls in a death grip, I'm not this enough for drunk, it's a penis freeee~~ girl cavityyy~~, poor unfortunate soul, not pictured: Watanuki, HOW DARE THEY MOCK MY GENIUS
guys guys omg look at how cute Yuuko's moodtheme is

I am totally going to use this on my regular journal

eeeeee |3

moodtheme made by [info]sapphire_heaven over at [info]cute_moodthemes ♥
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[OOC] Info Gathering and Stuff To Know About Yuuko

  • Dec. 17th, 2007 at 12:23 AM
sneak preview, I could teach you but I'd have to charge, if you want to buy my wares, now known as Grandpasexual?, blooms in adversity, nothing but pure intentions, I'll haunt the world inside you, I saw you with Watanuki last night, you gonna get raped~~, my secret?, my bargaining chips, made to give you fever, and all our yesterdays, hope of what's to come, assume the position, and all places are alike to me, is this our farewell, now that's just too much, hate is a strong word, black magic woman, this is not compensating for anything, NO MORE GAY ANTICS UNLESS I CAN WATCH, fondness, floating world, but why is the rum gone?, look at me I'm Sandra-Dee, somebody stop me, see what the boys in the back will have, u got a pretty mouth, losing it so completely, we disappear we die but we don't, everything is A-OK, know what Seishirou told Subaru?, I know Himawari's measurements, an offer you can't refuse, now that's some good shit, the answer's at the bottom, searching for a man all across Japan, we come armed!, oooh. oooh. don't stop., why yes I AM awesome, payment, but have you got the touch?, they grow up so fast~, Clow was bigger, with poison painted on your lips, unkempt promises, slow like honey and heavy with mood, more than smoke and mirrors, k-k-k-kuroagehachou, I can fill it better, mokona's keywords suck, come here boy, let's go~!, lube for the CLAMP orgy!, I've got you under my skin, kanda is my little sister, hocus pocus, Witch of the Dimensions, anything for a customer~, what you don't know can hurt you, you do what you have to do, tentacle pornographer, thinking of you naked should be more fun, denied, it's not rape if I like it, oh you silly children, claim this stranger's grace, guess where my fingers were last night, CLAMP'd in the yee, and tell them I died of the same, yeah. they're real., two-faced people, other things are more important, okay okay you're straight, but then I got high, Tamahome~~~, hay Watanuki I found your bl manga, entropy, bored now, like HOW TO USE YOUR TONGUE, tease a little more, self-fulfilling prophecies, it's a hangover. who knows what I mean?, motivation and sincerity, it's inescapable, likes balls, the importance of body language, just too good to be true, patience on a monument, exitus acta probat, best part is they don't suspect a thing, so is this your first threesome?, god says nothing back, tell your children the truth, I have Kurogane's balls in a death grip, I'm not this enough for drunk, it's a penis freeee~~ girl cavityyy~~, poor unfortunate soul, not pictured: Watanuki, HOW DARE THEY MOCK MY GENIUS
RIGHT THEN.

( LOTS OF CANON INFO GOES HERE )

So what does this have to do with YOU?

( A couple points of interest, intended for Man, Beasts, Spirits, and/or Other )

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[OOC] Stats and Permissions Meme

  • Dec. 16th, 2007 at 9:51 PM
sneak preview, I could teach you but I'd have to charge, if you want to buy my wares, now known as Grandpasexual?, blooms in adversity, nothing but pure intentions, I'll haunt the world inside you, I saw you with Watanuki last night, you gonna get raped~~, my secret?, my bargaining chips, made to give you fever, and all our yesterdays, hope of what's to come, assume the position, and all places are alike to me, is this our farewell, now that's just too much, hate is a strong word, black magic woman, this is not compensating for anything, NO MORE GAY ANTICS UNLESS I CAN WATCH, fondness, floating world, but why is the rum gone?, look at me I'm Sandra-Dee, somebody stop me, see what the boys in the back will have, u got a pretty mouth, losing it so completely, we disappear we die but we don't, everything is A-OK, know what Seishirou told Subaru?, I know Himawari's measurements, an offer you can't refuse, now that's some good shit, the answer's at the bottom, searching for a man all across Japan, we come armed!, oooh. oooh. don't stop., why yes I AM awesome, payment, but have you got the touch?, they grow up so fast~, Clow was bigger, with poison painted on your lips, unkempt promises, slow like honey and heavy with mood, more than smoke and mirrors, k-k-k-kuroagehachou, I can fill it better, mokona's keywords suck, come here boy, let's go~!, lube for the CLAMP orgy!, I've got you under my skin, kanda is my little sister, hocus pocus, Witch of the Dimensions, anything for a customer~, what you don't know can hurt you, you do what you have to do, tentacle pornographer, thinking of you naked should be more fun, denied, it's not rape if I like it, oh you silly children, claim this stranger's grace, guess where my fingers were last night, CLAMP'd in the yee, and tell them I died of the same, yeah. they're real., two-faced people, other things are more important, okay okay you're straight, but then I got high, Tamahome~~~, hay Watanuki I found your bl manga, entropy, bored now, like HOW TO USE YOUR TONGUE, tease a little more, self-fulfilling prophecies, it's a hangover. who knows what I mean?, motivation and sincerity, it's inescapable, likes balls, the importance of body language, just too good to be true, patience on a monument, exitus acta probat, best part is they don't suspect a thing, so is this your first threesome?, god says nothing back, tell your children the truth, I have Kurogane's balls in a death grip, I'm not this enough for drunk, it's a penis freeee~~ girl cavityyy~~, poor unfortunate soul, not pictured: Watanuki, HOW DARE THEY MOCK MY GENIUS
Name: Ichihara Yuuko, but this is an alias; real name unknown
Age: also unknown! looks late-twenties/early thirties
Hair: loooong black hair that goes down to her knees
Eyes: dark reddish
Height: CLAMP height |D fairly tall, guessing around 5'9"ish?
Weight: I could tell you, but I'd have to charge extra ♥

Medical info: Pretty healthy considering she drinks all day and night and smokes pretty regularly. Might develop liver problems or lung cancer down the road, but ... lol witch.

Physical Traits: BOOBTACULAR no really how does she even stand upright. Is skinny as fuck, very leggy, and then BAM there's the boobs. Usually wears tight-fitting, very revealing, fashionable clothing. Styles her hair to match whatever she's wearing or leaves it long, too.

What's Okay to Mention: Anything and everything! \o/ It's canon for her to know What's Going On about nearly everything, so there's no spoiling her.

Notes For the Psychics: Mind is solidly closed! And if she catches you trying to peek, she will fuck your shit up. ♥ Any kind of leakage would only include vague sensation of plotting, but that's it. She also reeks of power, not doing much to hide it since she's used to people knowing who she is.

Abilities: A FUCKLOAD OF MAGIC, but she's also limited in what she can do and when. She can grant wishes, travel dimensions, manipulate time, speak through other people's minds, create gods for other worlds, and a whoooooole lot more, but she has a level of interference that she can't surpass. She also can't bring people back from the dead. She really has the ability to godmode on people, but she won't! Pesky interference level. >(

Shapeshift/bodyswap/etc.: I'm cool with it as long as you contact me first! Being in Yuuko's body has quite the potential for funky shit to happen. :Db

Hugging/Kissing/Nicknaming: Of course. /o/

Fighting: I'm not that good of an RP fighter, and Yuuko will just kind of stand there. |D She'll dodge and use a bit of magic to bind the person trying to fight her.

Maiming/Killing/Death: ... I don't think it's possible, really.

Cooking: That's for Watanuki to do~ :D

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[OOC] App post

  • Dec. 15th, 2007 at 11:40 AM
sneak preview, I could teach you but I'd have to charge, if you want to buy my wares, now known as Grandpasexual?, blooms in adversity, nothing but pure intentions, I'll haunt the world inside you, I saw you with Watanuki last night, you gonna get raped~~, my secret?, my bargaining chips, made to give you fever, and all our yesterdays, hope of what's to come, assume the position, and all places are alike to me, is this our farewell, now that's just too much, hate is a strong word, black magic woman, this is not compensating for anything, NO MORE GAY ANTICS UNLESS I CAN WATCH, fondness, floating world, but why is the rum gone?, look at me I'm Sandra-Dee, somebody stop me, see what the boys in the back will have, u got a pretty mouth, losing it so completely, we disappear we die but we don't, everything is A-OK, know what Seishirou told Subaru?, I know Himawari's measurements, an offer you can't refuse, now that's some good shit, the answer's at the bottom, searching for a man all across Japan, we come armed!, oooh. oooh. don't stop., why yes I AM awesome, payment, but have you got the touch?, they grow up so fast~, Clow was bigger, with poison painted on your lips, unkempt promises, slow like honey and heavy with mood, more than smoke and mirrors, k-k-k-kuroagehachou, I can fill it better, mokona's keywords suck, come here boy, let's go~!, lube for the CLAMP orgy!, I've got you under my skin, kanda is my little sister, hocus pocus, Witch of the Dimensions, anything for a customer~, what you don't know can hurt you, you do what you have to do, tentacle pornographer, thinking of you naked should be more fun, denied, it's not rape if I like it, oh you silly children, claim this stranger's grace, guess where my fingers were last night, CLAMP'd in the yee, and tell them I died of the same, yeah. they're real., two-faced people, other things are more important, okay okay you're straight, but then I got high, Tamahome~~~, hay Watanuki I found your bl manga, entropy, bored now, like HOW TO USE YOUR TONGUE, tease a little more, self-fulfilling prophecies, it's a hangover. who knows what I mean?, motivation and sincerity, it's inescapable, likes balls, the importance of body language, just too good to be true, patience on a monument, exitus acta probat, best part is they don't suspect a thing, so is this your first threesome?, god says nothing back, tell your children the truth, I have Kurogane's balls in a death grip, I'm not this enough for drunk, it's a penis freeee~~ girl cavityyy~~, poor unfortunate soul, not pictured: Watanuki, HOW DARE THEY MOCK MY GENIUS
Character name: Ichihara Yuuko
Series: xxxHOLiC
Age: A lady never tells~ but she could pass for not-quite-thirty
Job: Overseer of Lost and Found Items

Canon: xxxHOLiC portrays the life of Watanuki Kimihiro. High school student, living alone, part-time job... what's so exciting about that? Add a little spirits, a touch of the arcane, and the frequent CLAMP character appearance, and you've got yourself a whole lot of "what the hell just happened". All Watanuki ever wanted was to not be bothered by every spirit (and its dead mom) he happens to come across. His life starts changing when he happens to stumble across a very special store...

Ichihara Yuuko, also known as The Far Eastern Witch, The Time-Space Witch, the Guess-How-Many-Other-Names-I-Have witch, is the owner of the aforementioned shop. Being a powerful sorceress able to cross both time and space, regular ol' demons and ghosts don't bother her. In fact, they bring in business. Fulfilling wishes and providing assistance to human and non-humans is what she does best. That is, as long as you pay the right price for it. The more a person wants something, the higher the price, and Yuuko is such a stickler when it comes to her payments.

As Yuuko-the-person, she's known to be rather eccentric, outrageous, and, well. Sadistic is a good word for it. Conning Watanuki into additional servitude, drinking all day and night, and requesting outlandish prices for her services, Yuuko actually has a purpose for her unconventionality. Playing a mentor-figure for Watanuki throughout the series, Yuuko teaches him about human nature while he completes the tasks she gives him. Understanding a person means understanding their sorrows, joy, and love. No wonder fulfilling a person's true wish is the hardest thing this witch can do.

Sample Entry:
My, what a place this is~ Madam Sayre's lingering emotions seem to have infested the surroundings, and the borders she created are quite impenetrable now. Just another victim trapped for her amusement, hm? We'll see about that. ♥ I have my own limits of interference to be careful of, but I can't let my dear Director have all the fun~ And it's evident that she would like to play from the invitation I received. Her request to fill a position is certainly interesting. I think I'll take her suggestion of "making myself at home" to heart.

That abandoned boat shack will do quite nicely for my shop's temporary residence. Easily accessible for those who need it and can see it, of no consequence to those who don't, and an exquisite view of the lakeside. There's hardly anything better than watching the mermaids try to make unsuspecting campers part of their world~ Their singing is quite lovely, too. Their rendition of Amazing Grace is certainly encouraging to Marcy-san who's always willing to lend a tentacle or two to find lost virginities. My services won't provide much help to them, I'm afraid. Those poor, unfortunate souls.

Perhaps I can send my delinquent employee to help them out. I certainly deserve some compensation for the time he's spent here and slacking off. Maybe I can send him out for this and that and ... Hm, enough of this chitchatting and idle musing. Down to business~

For those of you who don't know me, I am Ichihara Yuuko, and I'll be the new overseer of your all of your Lost and Found Items. From the wayward sock to the missing limb, I'll be in charge of tracking, gathering, and re-distributing the things which you've lost. Unfortunately, losing your mind doesn't fall under my domain. You'll just have to find the cause of that yourself~ If someone can't find what they're looking for, they can speak with me to arrange a trade. Yes, a trade. My services aren't free, you know. Everything has a price. I'm a businesswoman, after all, not a babysitter of your things. Just keep in mind that perhaps your items wanted to be lost in the first place~

If you have need of me, my shop can be found near the lake. If it looks a bit different from what you'd expect, it just means that maybe you and I have something special to trade. And for those campers who have been here for some time have lost the sensation of something crawling in their skin, don't worry. Some of the zombies have paid that price for you; the sensation should be returning shortly. ♥

And now that I've done my little bit of introducing myself, I can afford to relax~ Oh, Watanuki! Come tell Yuuko-chan what you've been doing while having fun without your employer~


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